mood i..my mood..n etcetra

this has been some week!
did sumthing really stupid n crazy on christmas!weird!
then things did go a bit wrong and i was pissed and d usual.. but its k.. im fine(indifferent as i ever was).

met school time friends.had as much fun as one could manage with people you've met after loooooong time!!well i saw dhoom 2,loved hrithik in it n so liked the way my evening was goin.. that was wednesday i guess...

thursday-stayed over my frends place..got all dressed (typical things tht happen at evry girls nite out) and clicked horrible pics of ourselves, n swore never to let anyone see them! got tempted by dominos' 2 pizzas 4 just 200 bucks, cudnt even finish one(i was still suffering from my traumatic experience of food posioning aft eating smokin joes pizza)... watched movies till late...blabbed blabbed an blabbed sum more...

then came the big night:mood indigo.. had heard abt it.. saw teh real thing on friday n man i was so fucking awed and impressed by it all.. never much of a rock fan was wondering wht on earth am i doin in livewire finals n this hell of a rock concert... but i'm so so so glad i went.. parikrama was tooooooo cool... i just became an instant fan..bowed down a million times after "but it rained" and "the open skies".. that's called violin playing...!! i was just swept off my feet by the whole thing... cant stop gushing about it even now.. had a bit of trouble while comin back.. cudnt get any direct bus back home.. waited for long there.. thank god rajat was ther wid me..so took bus to ghatkopar and from there to vashi.. sandhya kept screaming at me on d phone all da while.. so did my dad n sis.. then bloody bridge over vashi creek had theis huge traffic... reached home i.e. sandy's place by 2.. her mood ws off.. had 2 regale her wid sum concert tales n crap.. then saw dhoom 2 again on cd.. blabbed for sum more(foolish cable guy had given wrong cd 4 2nd part...well lucky me) slept at 4 in d morning...
had decided to get up at 6, come home and pack n leave for pune in afternoon.. operation failed.
cudnt get up at all.. was forced 2 get up at 10.. came home brushed, had one lucky vada pav.. n slept off. until sandy came in 2 watch dhoom 2 second half..!!!!! watched tht.. blabbed sum more(WHEW!!!) then finished off wid harry potter 1st book(its like habit now. jus get down to
reading it whn i got nothing to do) . realised net connection is working again.. sat down 2 orkut n blog..

so here i am boring non existent readers stupid with my week's "happenings". now i wait 4 tomorrow to spend d whole day wid family(the very idea scares d shit outta me).. then spend a nice silent boring "happy new year" after many years...

a merry christmas to you-said who?

i am home.
i'm talking wid my dad.
i talked wid rajat,akshay,sandhya,pritha... my friends.
i cudnt ask for anything more.
i'm hoping i can stay here till 30th dec.
i had feni wid dad today.straight. then wid appy fizz..(bet zubs gonna say appy sucks at this)
i kinda told him quite a lot abt wht i do out there in pune.(well not evrything..but sumthings..)
i liked talking wid him(for a change!!!)
i hope it stays that way for long enuf...
i hate tht they keep nagging me here: take a bath, get up.. go gargle..eat this..where r u going?whn will u b back.?..bblah blah...
i cant get what mom wants from me.
i hate sumthings about being at home.
i know i have to live with it coz it home after all.
i hate this coughing fit tht i've got.
i like being with my friends here. i can just be who i am . and tell them with almost open heart whats really been going on..
i liked it tonight till i was getting along well wid dad.
merry christmas!!

goin home.

im happy
im going home.
i was bored of college.
have to run away.
stupid classes.
orkut banned in college.
goin home.

of casinos n baabuls n fun..

yesterday went to see BAABUL(sue me 4 spellin it wrong). the most crappiest, boring, stupid, pathetic movie i've seen in a long time( even worse than DON).
why would anyone watch a movie which was made for the 70s n 80s(we did coz our other option ws sittin in hostel n doin nothin).. mayb b r chopra hasnt yet recovered frm his mahabharat..
baghban ws gud, but babul is jus not the movie u'd expect after it. u can imagine how bugged i'm by d movie to turn critic all of a sudden. i request everyone 2 not go n get their brains fried by this dumb flick!i tolerated d movie for sake of the superhot john abraham(his char's name ws same as my best frend's name, so i had a teeny weeny small reason 2 smile)
Casino royal was so much better in comaprison. DANIEL CRAIG DOES LOOK SO SO HOT!!! we had fun during d movie n even after d movie.rode on a friend's bike(an exhilerating experience) then went over to another friends place, had quite enuf fun ther...cant say d same abt last evening. it jus didnt end on a perfect note. but then i talked 2 my best frend so all ws kinda ok at d end of d day...
in d end, it all turns out 2 b ok, unsaid,unresolved mayb.

whats been going on...

went to kanha(details wid pics 2 b posted later)

screwed up in sumway i guess 4 d iipm amaze thing.no regerets there.(again details 2 b posted later whn n if im in mood)

came back 2 find college now more boring n intresting at the same time.!!???

screwed up in dumb c, in which we claimed we wer gonna rock, but only managed 2 mak huge fools of ourselves.

watched casino royal,UNERSTOOD THE MOVIE(with wee bit of help) had fun.

have had a lot to think and say and wonder and have fallen short of time miserably.i wonder how time flies..

hav tried 2 do poetry, n have fallen short of words there.

have tried a lot and some more.
still trying.

feeling even more confused after letting only bits n parts out.

lots to let on..

WHY I HATE MS-WORD

I hate writing on Microsoft Word. but then how long can you write grammar-less sentences.
As I write this I see those highly irritating and disturbing and disgusting red lines. I’ve now lost count the no. of times red lines have appeared in typing out these 3 lines.
Inwardly I’m ashamed I don’t type well enough.
Inwardly I also hate that Microsoft word cant keep up with latest trend and changes in the English language and doesn’t contain new chat lingo in its dictionary.
And I also hate that t doesn’t auto-correct all the errors.
And I hate green lines too.
Bloody grammar teachers ! who the hell do they think they are? Now they have shown me a green line coz my exclamation mark is a bit too away for its taste.
Word wont die if it does auto-correction!
Common, the main characteristics of a computer are that it never gets tired unlike my poor arms and that its speed is VERY HIGH! (much higher than my typing speed definitely).
And I’m amazed that I havnt yet encountered any red/green line in the above sentence, which I consider to be one of the most senseless sentences to be written in English by me and I’m sure I’ve written too many to keep track of. Again one of those long winding senseless sentences. But there you go..! word shows green line for that sentence. I seek to correct and it offers me the following solution Fragment(consider revising).
If I go on to check grammar it will go on endlessly about the grammar I did till high school, in the process ruining my assumed creativity and sapping all my non existent talent.
And before Word decides to paint my this piece of shit red ( or perhaps green)
I better get out of this “Document4-Microsoft Word”

piece of shit

I always start with some idea
But midway I don’t know how
I lose track of where I’m headed
And end up with something
I had not at all foreseen
Not at all planned
Not at all thought of
It would turn out so..
Can I blame it- this tendency to jump from ideas to ideas
Within a span of 5 seconds-
on this instability of my mind,
From which I think I’ve been suffering
Since I don’t know.. ?
Long long long time ?
Some how it doesn’t make any sense
Why I monkey jump -
That is to say
My brain
Monkey jumps from one branch of though to other
Like some chronic ailment
Which disables you to keep
Your mind on one thing
For a time limit
Exceeding 15 seconds at the max.
I have no idea why I’m writing this piece of crap
I was actually planning on writing something serious,
Which always turns out to be highly boring and
Intolerable.
No I was thinking of writing something funny,perhaps
Again I fail miserably here… inevitably I end up
With a piece which falls nowhere
Nor funny nor serious
But pure crap.
I think I must start paying people
To come and read this awesome
Piece of shit
On which I’ve wasted 4 minutes 37 seconds of my time.
But worry not I’ll pay readers to waste their time on this one
If you’re a fast reader, you ‘re lucky
You can wrap this up in max 2 mins. Yet get money worth 4 mins and sum crap no. of secs-
now for some real nonsense...
"I'll sail to Ka-Troo
And bring back an It-kutch,a preep,and a
proo,a nerkle,a nerd and a seersucker too!"
Dr.Seuss in If I Ran the Zoo.

Haves and have nots--One race by 3000.

One race by 3000: According to an expert By 3000, a coffee colored population split into two sub-species – one healthy and smart and the other dim-witted- ill inhabit the earth, ending all racial profiling.

Or how one day half of us will be tall thin and intelligent, while the rest of us will be short, fat and very stupid.

So there you go..
Now you know where your legacy is gonna lie..
Take a look at yourself now n reconcile with the abhorring fact( if you look like a Garfield-Gummy bear-smurf combo with brains of Jon-hagar-suppandi combo, pray you mate with cat-woman, or Cinderella) that your descendants gonna belong to one of those two species.
I am short, not particularly ugly.. but yeah plain un-beautiful/un-cut/un-good looking in general. I am not fat. Yet. Going by the speed at which my waistline n bottoms expanding I could soon be joining that motley crowd. I, thankfully am not stupid! Well not inherently at least! Common everyone does that occasional super stupid thing…
And I think I can claim without any of my characteristic vanity and arrogance, that I’m adequately intelligent.

So in planning that my descendants fall into the haves must look out for a mate who HAS to be tall, good looking and intelligent( you can always use some extra grey cells).
And seeing my incapability in finding a mate( ok not in the literal term literally!!) good or bad as a mate(again no innuendo), I don’t think I’d be very successful in having my descendants in the elite privileged group.

arrrrrrrrghhhhhhh

i hate tis world..
its so bugging these days..
exams, tests n screwed up financial situation..
dunno wher all money's goin.. most probably into my tummy.. i eat so so much thes days!!!
n bloody auto's alos lootofying us
and bloody college..notes!!
i love whining
i hate this world!

WaTs WiD "SHALL"?

its d latest fad amongst us..Anna started it all..
she wud say" I Shall see you in the 1st lecture 2mrw.. ." big surprise if i found her next day!
then "I Shall go and have a bath" and "I shall now kick your ass"..
so we all are now goin on abt "shall"
as anna wud proudly claim "shall" s caught up very well.. its now imbibed in our lingo!..
so we all say" I shall..XXXXXX..."
i jus went on to say " I Shall Blog Now!"and I Shall Whine about using "Shall" too much.."

now i shall stop: boring myself,wasting my laptop battery n doing crap.

Things I'd Like to WHINE Abt.. but..

now i'd jus come out n said tht i'll b back to my whining mode.. but it's not so easy it seems..
the reasons wud be:

1. i'm lazy
2. i'm sleepy most of d time
3. the nets not working properly
4. blogger is not working properly
5. i'm busy at my other distraction orkut n poetry!!
6. n i'm most of the time contradicting myself so much, i cant decide upon what to whine abt
7. i'm majorly disinclined,disintrested to blog..not much of a regular blogger you see.

bein a science student i've gotten into d mode of writing "point wise" as we were always screamed at for writing stories in our papers.. but then its a gud thing.. u can jus check out the points(tht is if u check out the blog in the very 1st place) n get done with it, rather than reading my agonies which will plague u more than they plague me by their sheer silliness,exaggeration and lack of anything substantial.

now getting back to wht i'd like to whine abt:

1. Gen Mush's latest book:he's THE BLUFFMASTER
2. My Hostel:Pathetic location,even more pathetic WARDEN!
3. My College:Its good,but still lot to be cribbed abt.
4. My Bankruptcy:I'm always almost in some financial crisis.
5. Shobhan Saxena's article in TOI: abt BLOG RUBBISH(Sunday times 1st oct)
6. My ever fluctuating(infact ever increasing!) weight probs:I'm too lazy even to exercise!
7. The World in General: there's so much scope in those u knw..

now i like the number 7(nice magical reasons of which i'm myself unaware) so i shall stop.. i'll cite any of the above reasons why cant blab anymore.sleepy again..

more links than posts..

its lyk i got so many blog links.. but no posts..
ha ha i got more no. of ppl on my link list than my posts..

but then wht to write i wonder..
got a lot to whine abt...
but 4 now im lazy sleepy.. n jus not in the mood..
here infact im whining abt not bein tht "whining mode"

BaD GirL..paranoid,ANTISOCIAL,avoidant,HISTRIONICAL!!

ok so im this.. i gave this personality disorder test @ URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv .. n this wat they analyse i am in terms or disorders i cud b suffering from n the levels im currently at...

Disorder Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
info: http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html

so.. im not jus a selfish,mean n arrogant whiner.. im also an anti social whiner... BeWaRe!!


and also... at queendom..@ http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/fx/paranoid.html
it seems that.....
I AM NOT VERY VERY PARANOID..i scored only 30!!!

http://www.queendom.com/cgi-bin/tests/test.cgi

wHy FoR SO lONg..??

ok reasons why i wsnt blogging here for so long:

1. i was busy..i seriously was!!!
2.i ws kinda bored...
3.initially i was so hyper-freaky-excited abt bein away in pune symbiosis.. i cudnt find nething 2 whine about..
4. i was trying to overcome my whiner rep. but failed miserbaly aft sometime.
5.I AM A LAZY BUMMER SO I DIDNT BOTHER MUCH..
6.i was all too engrossed in writing juvenile poems n posting them..
7.i'm out of excuses..so i stop.

LOng tiME GoNe

ok
its been so so long since i've posted nething here..
i jus keep blogging on the otter one..
wu d seem like i've stopped whining..

10 things i hate

1. show-off
2.bad breath
3.over-cooked maggi
4.garlic
5.i me myself syndrome
6.george bush
7.platform heels
8.tv soaps
9.nagging
10.whiners like myself